
Cactus. Oh my. That's how the episode started. For the High Stakes ($15K chip to the winner) Quickfire, the cheftestants had to prepare cactus, an ingredient chosen by a viewer poll. Rattlesnake and kangaroo were the others. I guess the viewers were being nice. However, I don't think the chefs thought so. I'm guessing they probably would have had an easier time handling the two proteins rather than cactus, which, like aloe, is gooey inside.
Almost all of the chefs had never prepared it before with Mattin reporting, "there is no cactus in the Basque region of France where I am from." However, they all gave it a shot with Mike I being the only one who seemed to have a handle on the proper preparation of cactus; curing it with salt. As you may know, salting anything draws out the moisture. That's why you don't salt your steak too far in advance of grilling it.
Tim Love, the big Texan and Top Chef Masters participant, was the guest judge for the night and you just knew something "cowboy" had to come up.
At the Quickfire, Tim tasted the dishes and as he went around you could tell what he liked and what he hated. It was obvious. In the end Mike I was the winner with his cured cactus and tuna ceviche. Amazingly, Mike V is one of the bottom dwellers, showing that even the best (and I think he's not only one of the top contenders, but an amazingly creative, inventive and knowledgeable chef) can't possibly know how to prepare every ingredient on the planet. I'm sure it was a humbling experience for him, but he's got a good attitude, so that motivated him to do better in the elimination challenge.
And challenge it would be. Mike I, though he won the QF, did not get immunity for the Elimination Challenge and knowing that he went to the losers judge's table just two episodes ago after being at the winner's table makes you wonder if he needed it. So, the challenge is to prepare a "high-end" meal for twenty four cowboys and ranchers on a ranch. So, off they go to shop not knowing what the exact cooking conditions will be. No one asked about it either.
After shopping and being given time to prepare their dishes, the next day the group is driven out into the desert of Nevada to Sandy Valley Ranch. As they pull onto the property through the tumble weed and cacti, a group of teepees (yes, teepees. You know, where Indians sleep?) comes into view. In the same area are stone fire pits and, yes, an outhouse. Side note here, the "fire" pits turn out to be propane! Roughing it! As they look around, Eli asks for the keys to the Toyota Highlander because he thinks camping is asinine and he wants to sleep in the SUV. Ashley, who is a bit unique, feels right at home because according to her she grew up on a mountain in the middle of nowhere. So an outhouse is familiar territory to her.
So, it's hot. It's sandy. There are no ovens. There are only cast iron cookware and fire pits. The "customers" are cowboys/ranchers. So, of course, two guys, Mattin and Ron, decide to make ceviche. Are you kidding me? Ceviche? On a ranch?
When it comes down to taste testing time, Tom, Padma, Gail and Tim Love sit down to sample the collective outcomes of the chefs' efforts. Ron's ceviche was too sweet and he made a mojito that was undrinkable. "I don't drink!", Ron shared. So, then why would you attempt to make a drink???? Tom let Tim go first tasting Mattin's ceviche three ways. Tim, didn't seem to like the one he tasted (as I told you, he really wears his opinion on his sleeve.) and then Tom took a spoonful of fish, stopped, got this look on his face and proceeded to get up and spit the fish into his hand and throw it on the ground never having even taken one chew! Not a good sign for the happy Frenchman. Remember, this guy did horribly in the last episode cooking French food.
So, Robin cooked shrimp and when Tim tastes it he says it tasted like he just ate a lump of chlorine. Robin admits that she never tasted the shrimp before sending it over to the judges. Isn't it amazing what happens to an otherwise competent chef when they are under the pressure of time and challenging cooking conditions? How do you not taste your food? Amazing.
Those were the standout bad dishes. Mike V, who did a black cod dish in a Japanese style wanted to take "white linen" ingredients and produce a dish in a challenging environment, did well. And Mike admits he didn't think the conditions would be as difficult as they were. Bryan does a pork tenderloin dish. Pork! Cowboys! Get it? What anyone was thinking when they thought of fish for cowboys is beyond me. Admittedly, Mike V did a good job with his fish dish, but come on, why weren't there any high end steaks or chops? That left me baffled.
Jennifer, who I am liking for her attitude, cooking ability and, well, looks (she's a cutie!) made chicken. Ahhh, real BBQ food! Although she did OK, it wasn't the winning dish.
In the end, Bryan wins the elimination challenge (his third) with his pork loin, polenta, dandelion greens and glazed rutebega. Mattin, because he almost made Tom gag in front of millions of viewers on practically raw fish, goes home.
Notice, I didn't mention Kevin at all? Although he's been in the top tier from the beginning, he seemed to take a step back this week. We'll see if he can rebound next week.
Next week's episode involves Penn and Teller and magic! Can't wait! Stop by next week!